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Sunday, March 05, 2006

sum entertainments.. :D

Ten cents
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness. "There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells sweets!"

Mr. Hudson's daughter
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Hudson's
daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane
Hudson." The minister spoke to her in Sunday school and said, "Aren't you Mr.
Hudson's daughter?" She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm
not."


Is that why mommy came to work for us?
The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a
new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage,
her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images
would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the
church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said, "...is that when mommy came to work for us?"

-liqin :)

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