HELLO.omg ppl it is like less than 24hrs to level camp. at this time tml we will all be rolling in muds. i tink level camp is like an evil ploy to turn us all into pigs by making us roll in mud and smell like pigs for 3 whole days. Anyway the kind and intelligent me has come up with a series of plan to make urself sick so that u can escape the level camp and prevent urselves from turning into pigs. Ok so here you go:
1) sleep naked in a room with the air con turn at full blast.
2) eat fried food for 24hr in a row.
3) sit in a clinic full of coughing, sneezing, vomitting and farting patients.
4) eat ur own poo.
(i swear this is the most effective method)5) read my post and lame urself to death.
if u have done all this and u are still not sick...
TOO BAD.p/s: pls remember to miss ur juniors
-kiwi has kiwi-ed
