keewei's bloooooooooody irritatng. he just wants me to counter his post and i'll do just tht. so bloody embarrassing to lose to him. HAHAHA. okay, im kidding.
1) eat constipation pills.
(ha! u cant go wrong with that)he got his term wrong in the first place. its laxatives. and besides, its not like you dont have the toilet there. and you will only shit nonstop for 1 day then you have to head to the sch library to hibernate for 1 whole wk!2) break your arm
(see they cant make u climb tt stinky rock wall!)you probably need to rethink whether its worth it. it just means tht you cannot go china because 1: nobody help u carry luggage, 2: you cannot play your instru, 3: you'll die of sadness cos you cannot perform wid guanyue. HAHAHA.3) act sick.
(they cant force u to go if u are sick! ministry policy) they'll ask you for MC then you have to work doubly hard to convince the doctor you're sick!4) pretend to lose your passport.
(nehneh! u cant cross the darn custom without ur passport)your stupid passport's probably with some irritating person who will force you to go. haha.5) piss clara off and she will spank ur arse till u die.
(perfect plan! u can attend anything while u are dead)i dont get the bracketed words and besides, i dont want to go to jail (for spanking you till you die)!CLARA (:
