ROARS.clara is irritating. but for all u ppl's entertainment i shall come up with 5 more fail proof and clara proof plans.
1) eat constipation pills.
(ha! u cant go wrong with that)2) break your arm
(see they cant make u climb tt stinky rock wall!)3) act sick.
(they cant force u to go if u are sick! ministry policy)4) pretend to lose your passport.
(nehneh! u cant cross the darn custom without ur passport)5) piss clara off and she will spank ur arse till u die. (perfect plan! u can attend anything while u are dead)