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Sunday, September 03, 2006

2sept's the day clara opened her txtbk and fell asleep immediately. (i know! so pooooooor thing right? AW!) so, she's kindly compiled a list of:
HOW TO SURVIVE REVISION (tada!)

  1. electrocute yourself evry 5mins (uh make sure your hse wont black out or else no use la)
  2. sit under cold running water (wrap your txtbks of course)
  3. install a gaming device into your book (it'll even keep you ALIVE!)
  4. clara has no more brain cells. cant think. pls continue, someone! (:(this is the only true thing here)
  5. listen to suona music. (i mean how can ppl actually sleep with suonas blaring) (yeah, great way. then cannot concentrate) HURHUR.
  6. alternate between studying and playing ur instrument. (kill two bird with one stone) (LOLOLOLOLOLOL, after playing sheng, you'll be so freaking tired, your arms will be aching and you'll fall asleep. AW!)
  7. stimulate ur mind with porn. (((: works well for a certain suona senior. ahemahem. (however, i urge all to be PURE. or il have to resort to asking keewei to use stochiometry to calculate your percentage purity since he has become a pro in it)
  8. put a cute guy in front of you and gawk. HURHUR. and make sure the info is tattooed onto his face then you get to see eye candy and gain knowledge!

on another note, HOW TO ACE EXAMINATIONS:

  1. figure out how to break the alarm system in school and well, hack into the sch's system? (LOL IF YOU MANAGE TO DO IT, IL SALUTE YOU. BUT BEFORE I CAN, YOU'RE GETTING CANED. HAHAHAHA.)
  2. ask everyone not to study and you'll all get AMAZING moderations! (best method, easiest method. provided you dont hv any traitors amongst you all. but of course, everyone's kiasu. lalala.)
  3. just go and die laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. HAHAHA.
  4. i cant believe why clara never think of falling sick and coming back another day to retake the test with all the info from ur friends. (because this is the season of selfish-ness in my cohort and nobody wants to share any information with anybody and im a victim of this bloody stupid thing)
  5. tattoo impt info on ur hand. they cant remove it and will be force to let u take the exam. (hurhur, i dont think this works cos they can find some kinda solvent from the bloooody chemistry lab to force that bloody thing off your hand - even if it means using concentrated acid)
  6. write the stuff on your body then pretend to fan yourself by lifting up your shirt and peeping in
  7. try to add some info into the stupid chip in your calculator? HAHAHA.

okay, whatever. this is crap. im just BORED. like b-o-r-e-d. thats why i read the whole amath txbk. SALUTE ME! LALALA. i hope u ppl appreciate our attempt to save the dying blog.

red=kiwi.
black=clara

PS. WHY ISNT THE GYZZ PREVENTING THE BLOG FROM DYING.


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